Inspired by the "story" Smutty Sex Romp at another story wiki site; this is by no means a serious story. Here are the "rules".
- Obey the Format Rules for the site.
- Maintain second person perspective.
- Maintain present tense.
- Feel free to disregard the laws of physics, biology, social convention, and plot development . . . in fact I encourage writers to ignore them entirely.
- No endings . . . the story is eternal.
- Don't make the reader work for the sex . . . the main character should get to sexy-times without incident (or even effort much of the time).
- Don't penalize the reader for sexy-times . . . no repercussions in this world for the main character.
- Don't try to further the plot . . . there really isn't one (or at least not one to speak of).
- FEEL FREE TO ADD OPTIONS TO EXISTING PAGES.
You wake up and glance at the alarm clock: it's 9 AM, and you just woke up with a hard-on.
Do you take care of it here:
Or do you ignore it:
Or do you go out:
- Go to the mall
- Go to the high school
- Go to the middle school
- Go to the elementary school
- Go to the preschool
- Go for a walk